Writers Workshop. A Poem for Giggles

I am participating in Mama Kat's Writers Workshop, in spirit of that Cupid Hallmark holiday heading our way I thought I would keep it festive....with a hint of humor, pinch of fun and cup of love.

I chose prompt # 3

A poem for your special Valentine

This ones for you, Mama Kat

Valentines day is not far away...

And I have asked Cupid to head Mama Kat's way

I hope when his arrow pricks you in the heart

It will help you realize it is ME you were meant to be with from the start.

Pat and Ellen have nothing on me.

It's Mama Kat and Jolie that should always to be.

I may not have my own talk show

But I can clean a house better than anyone you know.

If you don't consider me, my heart will shatter.

You Mama Kat, are my happily ever after.

And when the kids are being particularly annoying

Off too boarding school they will soon be deploying.

And when your mama comes over to hang

She too will wonder "Kathy, how did you manage without this lady, Dang!"

I love you so much, you make my heart go aflutter

Mama Kat, you are the Jelly to my peanut butter.

I promise to always bring you pretty flowers

Even when you choose to wear pasties to a potluck baby shower

I know the bar for your "standard of humor" is set rather high

But I don't think there are many that are more funny than I

I promise to never give birth to one of your babies

For my kidlets are always blue eyed blondies.

I think you are cool I think you are rad

Even if Kainoa is now an only child, you can't be all bad...

Selective Amnesia I think that is hot

You taking Pat out for a fun weekend without me is NOT.

And when we go skating, I will hold you so tight

Even if you try to get away with all of your might....

And when you need silence but the house is filled with screaming

A dose a benadryl to sooth the kids while I have the netflix a streamin'

I agree it is overrated to teach your children to walk

Why not pull an Ursula, so then they can't talk

And wearing your offspring is all the fashion

Ohhh Mama Kat I love you with a passion

Lastly I promise to never leave you for Kathy Lee Gifford.

Or a big red dog that goes by the named Clifford....

Unless you piss me off.

xoxoxo

-Jolie